An Open Letter to a mediocre gay porn bottom…

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Dear Dead-Behind-the-Eyes,

I just finished watching yet another of your unimpressive videos, and I am here to remind you that enthusiasm counts! Nothing is more dick-deflating than watching your tite little hole getting dug out, and the camera pans up to your face, and… nothing. You were completely UNBOTHERED. Even worse, and perhaps more frightening, are the scenes where you are being relentlessly pounded by 11, 12, 13 inches (!!!) and are just lying there. I’d like to think that if someone had shoved 13 inches of ANYTHING up inside me, I would at least acknowledge it.

MachoFucker and RawStrokes are famous for this. They seem to have an endless supply of bottoms like you who presumably are willing and desirous (on some level) of being fucked on camera. They pair you up with these monster dick men who proceed to rearrange your internal organs. I’m sitting there, dick in hand, and you are giving me absolutely nothing.

Ironically, these two studios have given me some of my favorite bottoms in action. Osian’s legendary scenes with Kidd Chocolate and The Rude Boyz set show what the pairing of a talented, eager bottom, and one or more big dicks can produce. June/Pito’s work for MachoFucker and RawStrokes is always hot. You know the dick is starting to feel good to him when he lapses into Spanish.

Porn is a funny medium because it’s so subjective. I know brothas who are turned off by the very noisiness that gets my dick rock hard. Like many other things, our tastes in porn reflect our taste in real life, and guess what, I love aggressive, submissive bottoms. I get turned on by a bottom that is vocal about the fact that he likes what I am doing. But I need more than just words. I wanna see those legs shaking, those goose bumps rising and that hole creaming. Rip the sheets off the bed, bang on the walls!

Now, I love Osian and June, but nothing gets me going like watching Kannon get gutted. It’s what I hope to see every time I watch one of your videos, but I am disappointed more often than not.

In his scene with Hot Rod, he is a man possessed by a dick that is hitting him in all the right spots. His grunts, screams and cries, plus that arch in his back gives me everything I need! His scene with Slayer shows a man struggling to take his partner’s enormous piece. The literal climax of this scene is at 19:59 when he feels Slayer cum inside him. That’s some Oscar-caliber shit right there!

And there is the problem. You can only do SO MUCH acting in porn. Yeah, it’s easy for Halle Berry to pretend Billy Bob Thornton was wearing her out in Monster’s Ball because they were just acting. I imagine it would have been more difficult if they’d been fucking for real (and perhaps more interesting; that movie sucked!). I do have some (SOME!) sympathy for you, but ultimately, you chose to be in this video, so at least PRETEND you’re into it.

Maybe you were just in the video for the money and could give a shit. Maybe there are other, much darker reasons for your presence in the video. There could be any number of reasons why you weren’t into the scene, but in the end, I was just there to get a nut, not get invested in your life story. Assuming you weren’t being coerced, I suggest you watch a few of these scenes with Osian, June, and Kannon. Take some notes, loosen up with a toy, and GET INTO IT!

No Shade, Just an Observation.

 

 

 

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